#26- Pirates

So over the years there's been a lot of badasses. In my opinion pirates are the best. They aren't the original BAMF's, but they sure are the coolest. They get to carry around swords all day, sail around the world, and follow not too well written maps in the hopes of finding Davy Jone's buried treasure. What a life eh. Plus they get to pillage, plunder, and generally FSU. They didn't have to bathe if they didn't want to, and a vast majority of their time was spent getting boozed on rum and lounging about. Sure they had to worry about storms, and attacks, and getting the noose, but what a life of excitement.